Random stuff that I've said lately...
"Nobody wants to buy a candybar that's half unwrapped. You want one that's sealed up juuuuust for you"
- talking about modesty
"If you had to eat the same meal everyday forever, do you want fast food or gourmet? One takes longer to prepare and is better for you! You have to put in your order, and just be patient while you're hungry. Or you can spoil your meal and go with junk, your choice."
- talking about dating
"So afraid to hurt someone else, you're setting bear traps instead! Like that won't do any damage when they find it!"
- talking about lying
"Oh yeah, I really missed out on a great education! Could have majored in cow-tipping, and taken a class on spitting! And learned how to work a fire extinguisher."
- talking about not going to A&M haha no offense!
that's all I have for the day :)
you stay classy, thanks for stopping by
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