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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Renamed

Let's make this simple and straightforward. I have better names for some of these TV shows.
Let's go to town, shall we?
Regular name..................................................................My New Name/Suggestions

The Bachelor/Bachelorette..............................................Making Out in a Hot Tub
                                                                                       How to get Herpes
                                                                                       "We have a Connection"
                                                                                       Hot & Single, Here's Why!
                                                                                       Babes & Baggage
                                                                                       Sexy Sob Stories
                                                                                       I Can't Believe It's Not Love

So You Think You Can Dance?.......................................They Can Dance, Watch Them Dance
                                                                                                                                                                  
Grey's Anatomy...............................................................Everyone's Anatomy

The Biggest Loser............................................................Stop Eating (mean, sorry!)

Dancing With the Stars.....................................................Guess Who's Learning How to Dance
                                                                                        They Can't Dance, Watch Them Dance
                                                                                        Dancing with Whats Her Face
on a sidenote, they should have a show called Dancing with the Cars, and it's a hydraulics dance off.
moving on.

When Nature Attacks.......................................................Stupid White People (just watch it, you'll see)
                                                                                       
The Secret Life of the American Teenager..........................I'm Pregnant with Your Boyfriend's Baby
                                                                                         Mom, Why Am I Fat? Baby?! What?
                                                                                         Where do Babies Come From? Teens.


Whale Wars.......................................................................I Hate You, Japan
                                                                        Japan? More like JaPAIN, You're Killing All the Whales!



Okay that's all I have for now lol I'm out of ideas. Leave suggestions, by all means. Reality TV is the best.

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